Slender-eeze : A massage table, a piece of fitness furniture, chaise lounge, and electronic device all in one. Is this too funny or what?!!! This 1950's gem was listed on eBay a few weeks back and sold for a mere $60. It was like NEW! It was designed in the era in which it was believed that one could have all her exercising done for her. Just lay there and let the geometric shapes pulsate against your body and you will lose weight and tone your body, effortlessly! Ahhhh..if it were only this easy. I would have most certainly purchased this thing.